The "Official" Jokes Thread

[Shifty]

Well joke month is over for me. Instead I'll be writing to my polititians to demand strict gun control, enough is enough.

[ModoVincere]

Originally Posted by Shifty

Well joke month is over for me. Instead I'll be writing to my polititians to demand strict gun control, enough is enough.

good one.

[ModoVincere]

A man goes to a fancy costume party wearing only a glass jar on his penis.

Woman asks, "What are you?"

He says, "I'm a Fireman."

"But you're only wearing a glass jar!" says the woman.

"Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I'll come as fast as I can!"

[VegaVixen]